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  #john mulaney  

bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK
  #WRONG LEVER  

obisham:

docter-who:

obisham:

I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay

My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire 

The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It

Now She’s ENGAGED To It

It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit

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  #excellent  

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

  #is this ouran    #most of these are probably true    #i know most of these people  
I WAS 13. THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO.


such a wee babe

  #my-forever-i-dont-give-a-fuck    #emily answers  

That Should Have Killed Me But It Didn’t: a memoir by me

  #about me  
my-forever-i-dont-give-a-fuck:

shelby-victoria:

crippledelephant:

my-forever-i-dont-give-a-fuck:

Here’s one. I’m on the right.

LOOK AT THIS PRETTY SMILING BABY. LIKE MORGAN. MORGAN WHY. 
I like your hair short and it looks good dark too WHAT THE HECK YO. friggin cute.

I knew this was Morgan. I love you, babe.

Hey man! It’s my soul buddy from Santa Su! How are you?

morgan as a wee babe

my-forever-i-dont-give-a-fuck:

shelby-victoria:

crippledelephant:

my-forever-i-dont-give-a-fuck:

Here’s one. I’m on the right.

LOOK AT THIS PRETTY SMILING BABY. LIKE MORGAN. MORGAN WHY. 

I like your hair short and it looks good dark too WHAT THE HECK YO. friggin cute.

I knew this was Morgan. I love you, babe.

Hey man! It’s my soul buddy from Santa Su! How are you?

morgan as a wee babe

It has almost been two hours what the heck?

  #i haven't had to wait this long for a while    #good thing I had my laptop in my backpack  
fashionsfromhistory:

Costume Worn by Minnie Driver as Carlotta in “The Phantom of the Opera”
Alexandra Byrne
2004
Julien’s Live

fashionsfromhistory:

Costume Worn by Minnie Driver as Carlotta in “The Phantom of the Opera”

Alexandra Byrne

2004

Julien’s Live

I’m not your daughter.

Oh, yes, you are. You’re my and Louis’ daughter now.

  #I LIKE THIS MOVIE OKAY    #the vampire chronicles    #interview with the vampire  

tbskyen:

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

There have been a bunch of attempts at Darker And Grittier Deadpool but they all inevitably fall flat.

  #deadpool  
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hokuto-ju-no-ken:

miidoriilol:

grandmasterbooty:

mooxy0u:

milkanclcookies:

this makes me so happy

HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG

numa numa era classic

lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point tho.

well holy shit

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gothstoner:

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

im deleting

  #help  

batdude:

if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women

  #i'm up in the queue  
  #i'm up in the queue