do you really need a description? just read the title you moron. so there.
if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect.
I don’t have a favorite post on Tumblr, I don’t have things that I ‘always’ reblog.
But this is one thing I love seeing on my dash, I love having it on my blog, it really helps to calm me down and its amazing.
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My mom just came into my room saying that I shouldn’t wash my hair before bed because it would get all tangled and knotted by morning.
um mom
Elliot: Do you have Mean Girls on DVD?
Me: No.
Elliot: Why?
Me: I’ve just never thought of buying it.
Elliot: …
Elliot: Boo, you whore…
Elliot: *walks back to the living room and crawls under the couch*
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
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This came out way more cheesy than my original idea. Oh well, it still makes me feel fuzzy inside.
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It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
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Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
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microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:
Forever Reblog
I love how Billie is even more into it than David
The bottom middle one though
Can we just appreciate the excellent hip movement of Freema
excuse me i think you’re forgetting someone
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I think he’s wicked sexy in this cosplay
He’s Absolutely the BEST joker I ever seen ._.
he’s got the smile and THE EYEBROWS
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i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
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if you didn’t have a crush on at least 3 of them you are lying
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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WHO THE HELL MADE THE TEXT POST A GIF
But this is the best thing
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should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.
here we come
bring the crack au’s
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