things to say during sex
- gee whiz
- are you feeling it now mister krabs
- shark bait ooh ha ha
- lets win this for mother russia
- whats your gamertag
- getcha head in the game
- PULL THE LEVER KRONK
I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay
My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire
The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It
Now She’s ENGAGED To It
It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit
I just found the best Facebook page
such a wee babe
Here’s one. I’m on the right.
LOOK AT THIS PRETTY SMILING BABY. LIKE MORGAN. MORGAN WHY.
I like your hair short and it looks good dark too WHAT THE HECK YO. friggin cute.
I knew this was Morgan. I love you, babe.
Hey man! It’s my soul buddy from Santa Su! How are you?
morgan as a wee babe
It has almost been two hours what the heck?
Costume Worn by Minnie Driver as Carlotta in “The Phantom of the Opera”
I’m not your daughter.
Oh, yes, you are. You’re my and Louis’ daughter now.
that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck
dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times
There have been a bunch of attempts at Darker And Grittier Deadpool but they all inevitably fall flat.
this makes me so happy
HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG
numa numa era classic
lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point tho.
well holy shit
my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning
if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women