kanjitatsuml:

hi im online and i need anime blogs to follow so uh please reblog this post if you post one or more of these animes regularly

  • FMA Brotherhood/FMA
  • Ouran High School Host Club
  • Fairy Tail
  • Digimon (Any series is fine)
  • Persona franchise
  • Bleach
  • Kagepro 
  • Kill La Kill
  • Gurren Lagann

im pretty sure this isnt all of it you can also reblog this if you post this stuff sometimes and still post other anime stuff yeye thanks dudes.

likes dont count for this port, sorry, reblogs only

thranduilings:

frxdo:

idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x

alexiorsay:

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

pimptier:

who the fuck do i even have added on skypeimage?????????????????????????????????????????

safno:

Electric Lady - Janelle Monae

New video! 

Electro's Theme (My Enemy)
Hans Zimmer and Pharrell Williams
The Amazing Spiderman 2 Official Soundtrack
80,003 plays

hwatlarry:

The Amazing Spiderman 2

My Enemy (Paranoia) (Electro Suite) - Composed by Hans Zimmer and Pharrell Williams

guys listen to this shit just

neckbearcl:

sexhaver:

okay since yall seem to be incapable of identifying fake sj posts here’s a handy guide:

  1. go to the source of the post
  2. check the tags
  3. if it’s tagged with two thousand variations of “otherkin” and “headspace” and “sj” then it is 100% fake no exceptions and if you reblog it unironically you are a bad person

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35grams:

unbearable

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

sonicbny:

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

Long before bedside alarm clocks were invented, penises evolved to act as rudimentary sundials.

sonicbny:

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

Long before bedside alarm clocks were invented, penises evolved to act as rudimentary sundials.

The Reason why Neither Fred and George nor Harry ever Saw Peter Pettigrew’s Name on the Marauder’s Map

emilyvanw:

Ever since someone on tumblr pointed out that it doesn’t make any sense that Peter lives with Ron for three years, yet Fred and George fail to notice this on the Marauder’s Map, I’ve been wondering how this can be explained. I finally figured it out!

It’s because the Map shows names of Animagi only when they’re in human form, and, when they are in animal form, only if the Map’s user knows that they are Animagi. Think about it: nobody except Lupin, who had witnessed their transformations countless times, was able to see Peter and Sirius in animal form on the Map. Snape only saw Lupin and Sirius in the Shrieking Shack (who were both in human form), but not Peter (who was a rat at the time). Harry also never saw Rita Skeeter on the Map when she was a beetle.

I’m pretty sure the Marauders included this feature because should the Map ever be found by a teacher, their being Animagi would still remain a secret. This would’ve been more important to them than the Map being completely accurate. Lupin didn’t even tell Dumbledore Sirius could turn into an animal when he thought Harry’s life was in danger. That’s how much he wanted to keep it a secret, even over twelve years later.

EDIT: Several people told me that Harry sees Peter’s name on the Marauder’s Map in the film. This is because the production staff never cared about things like logic or continuity, and least of all about what actually happened in the books.

"Hey, not true. Why would I care about that? You know what really matters to me…(booty?)…booty. Don’t try to rush me. Slow and steady wins the race, baby.”

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

heidi8:

I asked Benedict Cumberbatch a question this week. As a door prize, I got a penguin-shaped flash drive, and here is what was on it. 

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history